Finding it hard to get super excited by the election results - the Tories have really just changed the colour of their ties - but seeing Corbyn hold his seat and Ashworth lose his to a pro-Palestine independent gave me no small amount of joy.

Quite glad I’m not on Twitter these days so I don’t have to see the folks who refused to vote for Corbyn inform me it’s my moral duty to vote for Labour in the next election.

David Cameron to be Foreign Secretary - despite not being an MP. Nobody voted for him. They’ll have to make him a Lord. The government can literally just put whoever they want in the cabinet with no real consequences. I know “the Lords is anti-democratic” is hardly a hot take but Fucking Hell